Not Even Pretending Anymore

It would be a shame if we deliberately installed an actual, declared imperialist lapdog on the Supreme Court.

But there is this problem: the Congressional Republicans are beyond all shame.

We’re

gonna be

Royally

Fucked.

Now Clocking at 79 LPD

Yes, the perjuring potus has hit a new high according to the Washington Post: 79 lies per day (LPD).

One news outlet— the Toronto Star— found it necessary to create a dedicated metric to document Trump’s daily deceit onslaught. The sheer volume of lies was too overwhelming to comprehend without a better quantifier, so they came up with a “dishonesty density” index.

Scatologists are said to be helping the journal further refine Donald’s daily eliminations by texture, odor and resistance to disinfectant.

Relax, It’s Only the Republic’s Last Gasp