The franchise took a daring turn, making Jason Bourne a deep-cover insurance adjuster.
At first it showed promise, with Bourne tracing the industry’s shady forays into finances they knew had unsupportable risks they were sopping up with bad policies. His trademark rogue heroism couldn’t prevent murderous claimant harassment so he just got pissed and blew a lot of shit up, of course. Then taxpayers picked up the tab and the government glossed it all over which was like, big surprise!—a conspiracy in plain sight—where’s the drama in that??
Don’t waste your time.
At first it showed promise, with Bourne tracing the industry’s shady forays into finances they knew had unsupportable risks they were sopping up with bad policies. His trademark rogue heroism couldn’t prevent murderous claimant harassment so he just got pissed and blew a lot of shit up, of course. Then taxpayers picked up the tab and the government glossed it all over which was like, big surprise!—a conspiracy in plain sight—where’s the drama in that??
Don’t waste your time.
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