The Coolest Teacher I Ever Had


Vince Butler just passed at 83. In the photo, he looks as he did when he taught me high school art, typically busy with something else, probably hanging art.

That’s Vince, ready in a twinkling to volley a withering retort to a wisecracking student or light up with a thousand-watt smile for another who’d made an astute observation. You tucked away any nod of approval he granted as a stone honor. 

Vince had a lavish love for art and music and the serene dignity of a warrior. His class was refuge from high school’s posturings. In Vince’s class, real equality ruled. His mantle of authenticity was unquestioned. The only topics or concerns unheard in Vince’s class were those tainted with ugliness or phoniness.

An A for artwork was meaningless if you were on the wrong side of Vince’s shit detector. But if you earned a place in his realm, he invited you to dispense with “Mr Butler.” I piddled myself being bestowed with that honor as a sophomore.

15 years ago, I chanced on a NY Daily News article about Pavarotti’s final Met performance, which held two paragraphs about a certain retired NJ art teacher in the audience, showering his personally crafted confetti upon the stage.

When I called Vince, he readily accepted my invitation to sister Kate’s exhibition at a NJ estate. She was also his student; a favorite. The drive out was innocuous chat, processing elapsed years and advanced age. He walked the show slowly, studying each piece with appreciative remarks about conveyed feeling and individual character.

Strolling the estate’s grounds afterward, his face broadened into a smile, taking in a perfect summer day. Burdens and years fell away; he might’ve said something, I can’t recall. I recall the ease of smiling back.

Nast Wept



6/10/19: NYTimes bans cartoons.

150 years ago, Thomas Nast’s cartoons did what editors, jurists and politicians couldn’t: he brought NYC’s infamously corrupt Boss Tweed regime to its knees.

The Times shows its feathers with this move. A new era of Yellow Journalism dawns.

Here’s the Guy


The Screw Me State


My mom was from Missouri and you could put little past her. Those were the days before bible-thumping idjits took over and anointed every last carpet-bagging, flannel-mouthed, double-dealing fraud to run the government. Those were the days Missouri was known as the “Show Me” state.

Now they’ve got a toxic-water-sponsoring liar invading every last Missouri vagina in a holy mission to make abortion synonymous with governance.
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