Oyez and Hallelujah Sinners!
This latest test I sent to mankind you scored 100% on——wrong, ass-backward 100%.
Really, did you bother asking yourself if I’d name the second coming Donald?
I won’t get further into how obviously easy I made it, just letting you know that not since the Pharisees have such towering twats invoked my name, or for more selfish reasons.
Sorry, but henceforth Ba’al will be handling your case.
Hamilton
“When a man unprincipled in private life, desperate in his fortune, bold in his temper…despotic in his ordinary demeanor—known to have scoffed in private at the principles of liberty—when such a man is seen to mount the hobby horse of popularity—to join in the cry of danger to liberty—to take every opportunity of embarrassing the General Government and bringing it under suspicion—to flatter and fall in with all the nonsense of the zealots of the day— It may justly be suspected that his object is to throw things into confusion that he may ‘ride the storm and direct the whirlwind.’”—Alexander Hamilton
August 18, 1792
“Why We Fight”
The only Utah State Capitol protester has two Purple Hearts.
His sign’s “Failed TTPs - EOF” mean Tactics, Techniques, and Procedures / Escalation of Force.
Soldiers are trained to protect civilian non-combatants.
This is what Semper fi means to Todd Winn:
“I swore to uphold the inalienable rights and protections of all Americans.”
Facebook Drunk
Okay, heart that——where was I?
Oh yeah, fuck Zuckerberg.
Boy, that felt good. Profanity has a precise algorithmic correlation to voodoo doll sales on EBay.
Facebook wrings out money from every idle click, every loose synapse. The deeper the reptile mind probe, the bigger the payoff. You want truth?? There’s your truth, Bam! Every word here is part of the scheme. You could be gardening or playing with the kids. I could be. But the fucker knows us. The algorithms own us. We’re his monetized bitches.
Baby goat break.
No, Mark, I will never use that creepy huggy-heart emoji.
Also, you’re Eddie Haskell, Mark.
The whole internet knows it.
All your employees know it.
The Proud Boys you’re enabling know it, except their name for you is cuck.
Your pinned pupils tell me you suspect this.
Taking the drug you’re pushing is going to kill you, Mark.
But your humanity can set you free.
Try it. With all its manipulable flaws, humanity might embrace you.
Reality President Sequel
Once, scales of political corruption and incompetence might’ve set things back a mere few financial or election cycles but now we have to calculate in terms of centuries and millennia. Our behavioral patterns adjust to thinking of the devil we know as inevitable and enduring— perpetual suffering measured on biblical timelines.
The Trump Effect makes darkness the new normal. You know in your heart how close to completion the job is. Don’t quit on him now.
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