...and every once in awhile, there’s a market correction
involving orange jumpsuits.
involving orange jumpsuits.
Self Abuse is Your Own Business
...but apostrophe abuse won’t be tolerated.
They are not grammatical decoration. They aren’t arbitrary.
If you don’t know their from they’re, your from you’re or its from it’s,
return your keyboard to the box.
If you use apostrophes to make plurals, you will go to a tiny room in
hell where surly Russians will remove your fingernails and teeth with
garden implements. Be advised. It’s a serious matter.
They are not grammatical decoration. They aren’t arbitrary.
If you don’t know their from they’re, your from you’re or its from it’s,
return your keyboard to the box.
If you use apostrophes to make plurals, you will go to a tiny room in
hell where surly Russians will remove your fingernails and teeth with
garden implements. Be advised. It’s a serious matter.
Two Women I Like—One; Not So Much
Inspiring women, all. Complex, accomplished, determined.
All are a bit crazy but only one presumes it her privilege.
All are a bit crazy but only one presumes it her privilege.
The Lost Parenting Tips of Ayn Rand
“Objectivism” is a philosophy a two-year old can understand.It is in fact the essence of two-year old thought:
I want what I want.
Useless to argue, simple to understand.
Then there’s the tantrum—hard to ignore.
Screw 12 steps, Objectivism goes straight to bargaining and stops there. “You want it, I’ve got it, what’ve YOU got for ME?”
You have replaced noise with reason.
You have set your baby’s feet on the path to success and dominance.
This can be accomplished even before successful toilet training.
Disappointing Movie
The franchise took a daring turn, making Jason Bourne a deep-cover insurance adjuster.
At first it showed promise, with Bourne tracing the industry’s shady forays into finances they knew had unsupportable risks they were sopping up with bad policies. His trademark rogue heroism couldn’t prevent murderous claimant harassment so he just got pissed and blew a lot of shit up, of course. Then taxpayers picked up the tab and the government glossed it all over which was like, big surprise!—a conspiracy in plain sight—where’s the drama in that??
Don’t waste your time.
At first it showed promise, with Bourne tracing the industry’s shady forays into finances they knew had unsupportable risks they were sopping up with bad policies. His trademark rogue heroism couldn’t prevent murderous claimant harassment so he just got pissed and blew a lot of shit up, of course. Then taxpayers picked up the tab and the government glossed it all over which was like, big surprise!—a conspiracy in plain sight—where’s the drama in that??
Don’t waste your time.
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