For his own safety.
The Lost Parenting Tips of Ayn Rand
“Objectivism” is a philosophy a two-year old can understand.It is in fact the essence of two-year old thought:
I want what I want.
Useless to argue, simple to understand.
Then there’s the tantrum—hard to ignore.
Screw 12 steps, Objectivism goes straight to bargaining and stops there. “You want it, I’ve got it, what’ve YOU got for ME?”
You have replaced noise with reason.
You have set your baby’s feet on the path to success and dominance.
This can be accomplished even before successful toilet training.
Disappointing Movie
The franchise took a daring turn, making Jason Bourne a deep-cover insurance adjuster.
At first it showed promise, with Bourne tracing the industry’s shady forays into finances they knew had unsupportable risks they were sopping up with bad policies. His trademark rogue heroism couldn’t prevent murderous claimant harassment so he just got pissed and blew a lot of shit up, of course. Then taxpayers picked up the tab and the government glossed it all over which was like, big surprise!—a conspiracy in plain sight—where’s the drama in that??
Don’t waste your time.
At first it showed promise, with Bourne tracing the industry’s shady forays into finances they knew had unsupportable risks they were sopping up with bad policies. His trademark rogue heroism couldn’t prevent murderous claimant harassment so he just got pissed and blew a lot of shit up, of course. Then taxpayers picked up the tab and the government glossed it all over which was like, big surprise!—a conspiracy in plain sight—where’s the drama in that??
Don’t waste your time.
Bumwad Basics
Your domestic tranquility could hinge on this
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http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/toilet-paper-style#
Premature Enlightenment
Instant karma already got you. It actually pantsed you.
Not that that should interfere with your plans.
Not that that should interfere with your plans.
I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get It Up
Cheer up, zone out, get rogered.
Pharmaceuticals for tomorrow, here today.
Pharmaceuticals for tomorrow, here today.
Law of Perverse Attraction
When you’re on top of the world it happens.
Ditto, when you’re spiraling down the commode.
Ditto, when you’re spiraling down the commode.
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