When you’re on top of the world it happens.
Ditto, when you’re spiraling down the commode.
Ditto, when you’re spiraling down the commode.
The Discussion Isn’t About the Discussion
...it’s a hostage negotiation and the hostages are losing.
Puntoons Return Despite Popular Demand
Puntoons are visual puns.
Beyond the execrable default humor overreach, these three have a theme.
Solve at your peril.
Beyond the execrable default humor overreach, these three have a theme.
Solve at your peril.
Luxury Goods Just Got Better
Smells Like Money.
Exactly like money. With a hint of fear and adrenaline.
Exactly like money. With a hint of fear and adrenaline.
Tobacco Failures
The white man came and smoked the peace pipe and lied his promises.
It was downhill for the sacred herb that brought calm and focus after that.
It was downhill for the sacred herb that brought calm and focus after that.
Afterlife FAQs
If you don’t find what you’re looking for, make something up.
Why do we die?
“Same old” would be an eternal curse without death. We need the fertilizer and the space.
Is there a God?
If you want. Life’s a better game with referee.
Why so many religions?
Why so many sports? Or races, languages, flora, music, insect species? Why is it unfair to answer a question with a question?
Which religion is right?
The one whose snowballs survive hell.
Original sin?
Originality is up to the porter’s imagination. If guilt keeps knocking, sin was involved.
Do atheists have an afterlife?
They make just as good fertilizer as televangelists.
Heaven / Hell?
Two-sided coin. One’s definitely better. Your call.
Good and evil?
The weakest intelligence interprets their enemies as evil. The sorriest lot is the crowd inflicting their idea of the almighty good.
Aliens?
Glad you asked.
Dinosaurs?
As great a lesson in fertilizer as Michele Bachmann orating.
Reincarnation?
The highest intellects say energy never dies, who are we to argue?
What’s the meaning of life?
What’s the meaning of a cupcake if you only devour it to make fertilizer? Share your cupcake, think it over together.
“Same old” would be an eternal curse without death. We need the fertilizer and the space.
Is there a God?
If you want. Life’s a better game with referee.
Why so many religions?
Why so many sports? Or races, languages, flora, music, insect species? Why is it unfair to answer a question with a question?
Which religion is right?
The one whose snowballs survive hell.
Original sin?
Originality is up to the porter’s imagination. If guilt keeps knocking, sin was involved.
Do atheists have an afterlife?
They make just as good fertilizer as televangelists.
Heaven / Hell?
Two-sided coin. One’s definitely better. Your call.
Good and evil?
The weakest intelligence interprets their enemies as evil. The sorriest lot is the crowd inflicting their idea of the almighty good.
Aliens?
Glad you asked.
Dinosaurs?
As great a lesson in fertilizer as Michele Bachmann orating.
Reincarnation?
The highest intellects say energy never dies, who are we to argue?
What’s the meaning of life?
What’s the meaning of a cupcake if you only devour it to make fertilizer? Share your cupcake, think it over together.
Angry Blonde III
Possibly guiltcadge.com is mythical. Possibly Virginia
legislators are misogynists.
legislators are misogynists.
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