Bumwad Basics

Your domestic tranquility could hinge on this

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Even More Annoying Puntoon

Visual pun. Pestilence. Inexcusable.

Premature Enlightenment

Instant karma already got you. It actually pantsed you.
Not that that should interfere with your plans.

I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get It Up

Cheer up, zone out, get rogered.
Pharmaceuticals for tomorrow, here today.