Still No Cure Found

Don’t Recklessly Assume Your Adequacy

Cue the Mike Drop

Mike’s NOT short —
on the cash.

Mike will proudly
show his 1040s!

Yeah, so he paid less
in taxes than you. The
food chain’s set, so the
smartest move is to
shut up and elect the
plutocrat who won’t
put you on the menu.

Try To Keep Up

Bus Schedules

Random gif Just to Confuse Matters

Got it?

Good.

One Holdout On Trump Promise

Which Should Relieve a Little Boredom

A Least That’s What It Sounded Like

Novices Need Not Apply

That, Plus the Barnyard Noises

Such a Loss To Higher Education

Boy, They Nailed This One

Quid Pro Grope

An Excellent Question, Thank You

Looks Are Not Deceiving

It’s hard to over-emphasize the frisson of seeing our nation reclaim its former GREATNESS

Barks, But Won’t Hunt.

I’m Not Crying—YOU’RE Crying.

But It Wasn’t Anyone You Know.

Guess the Quote

Everybody Knows It

She Showed Up

When the Force is Actually Embarrassed

Party On

Judgment Days

Three years have passed since the prophesy which now becomes manifest. Craven hordes will descend upon the righteous; despair and ruin shall befall the mighty; the willfully deceived, the false and the falsifiers alike shall hence find no refuge from the unblinking wrathful eye of justice. Woe to those who have imbibed of unvirtuous fruits, cast their lot with deceitful pretenders and chosen wrongly and southward twixt the fan and the feces.

Of Course.

The Fall Season Opener

Desserts Course

Meet Al Truism

Since Civics Is So Darn Confusing