Why Cows Don’t Need More Hormones
I could’ve done something original for Valentine’s Day but instead I stole this from somebody’s FaceBook page.
Probably Not What You Actually Want Illustrated
...too bad.
Too, too
Naughty-
Nasty
Bad.
Naughty,
Nasty,
Forbsey,
Spankme
Bad.
At Least Mussolini Made the Trains Run on Time
 |
| A stable genius time check |
In the 1930s fascists actually did something to get elected, e.g., Mussolini made the lousy Italian railways efficient. Reality was reality-based.
We’re too technologically advanced for that shit. Reality is virtual now. Just give us a flashy avatar and keep us entertained so we can project our rage and contempt onto someone else.
Trump is the leader we deserve; the one we need. Obviously the system is corrupt, so obviously the most brazenly corrupt sons of bitches should run things. In a sewer, the biggest chunks rise to the top.
Supply a Caption
...or a backstory, fable, relationship arc— make what you will of this pair and put it into words.
I’d do it for you, but that wouldn’t help. You need to work it out yourself; understand what you’re seeing and honestly say what it is.
It’s practically impossible to get it wrong, no matter what you come up with, as long as “cur,” “turd” and “Lindsey” feature in your description.
A Brief Electoral Lapse Into Sanity
“The Alabama voters’ rejection of primordial slime is a validation of nominal cold-blooded vertebrates like me. The pace and manner in which the Republican party ruthlessly screws inferior lifeforms is a delicate balance,” McConnell said.
“We cannot be seen to literally be fucking helpless innocents.”
Not a Christmassy Kind of Elf
Pre-indicted US Attorney General Sessions miffed by rejection.
“Depriving police of this income source is cruel and unusual punishment, as expressly forbidden by the constitution,” he said, stomping his little feet and turning a deep magnolia shade of pink.
Yahoo News
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)