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| (For the Yiddish-impaired: Mensch means human, in a sort of Jedi way.) |
The Star Wars franchise actually became the Empire for awhile and it sucked.
Listen, the Dark Side gets a cut of the gross no matter what, but even they have to admit something sucks when business sucks.
Good guys who never give in, never sell out and have an actual working shit detector came in and saved the day again.
Sure, it’s only the movies, but what a story.
Talks Softly and Parries the Best Schtick
Noam sayin?
“All problems outlying my solution set are void”
say the guys who can’t keep up.
“All problems outlying my solution set are void”
say the guys who can’t keep up.
Want To Get Insanely Rich?
Crime didn’t much pay until U.S. prisons got privatized.“We’re killing it,” crowed CEO Atticus Charon at a board meeting. “Why nobody thought of this before is beyond me— typical government ineptitude— they were actually trying to prevent crime, idiots. Competent private management now has U.S. prison populations quadrupling the global average with profits soaring!”
“Add a privatized Justice system and guaranteed convict inventory will have revenues through the roof!”
Summing up the rosy financial picture Charon added “I tell our shareholders that our M.O. is MMO— Means, Motive and Opportunity—with the emphasis on Opportunity!”
You Can Call This Politics
...but it’s really a spin-off of “The Apprentice” with a bigger, less competent cast.
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| (There’s also this if you need lots of words with your cartoons.) |
Puntoon Thursday
To pun is human, to forgive, divine.
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Puntoon Thursday
This one serves as commentary on the whole genre.
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