An Excellent Question, Thank You

Looks Are Not Deceiving

It’s hard to over-emphasize the frisson of seeing our nation reclaim its former GREATNESS

Barks, But Won’t Hunt.

I’m Not Crying—YOU’RE Crying.

But It Wasn’t Anyone You Know.

Guess the Quote

Everybody Knows It

She Showed Up

When the Force is Actually Embarrassed

Party On

Judgment Days

Three years have passed since the prophesy which now becomes manifest. Craven hordes will descend upon the righteous; despair and ruin shall befall the mighty; the willfully deceived, the false and the falsifiers alike shall hence find no refuge from the unblinking wrathful eye of justice. Woe to those who have imbibed of unvirtuous fruits, cast their lot with deceitful pretenders and chosen wrongly and southward twixt the fan and the feces.

Of Course.

The Fall Season Opener

Desserts Course

Meet Al Truism

Since Civics Is So Darn Confusing

...and Her Degree from Trump U

Without Skipping a Beat

Some people are undisappointable.

Unflagging and unstoppable.

Loyal, proud and loud to the last man, woman and child.

They know what this country stands for and they will hold fast to their convictions and righteous faith until every drop of their blood, money and brain matter is a tiny sad stain swirling down the shiny porcelain chute of history’s commode.

 

Lives May Depend On This

Run, Don’t Walk to Your Nearest ATM

Angels Cringe On High

This Won’t Melt Your Heart

Karma is Thus Apparently Fungible

Where Does the Rainbow End?

Ticking the Boxes: Tick, Tick, Tick

Perfectly Natural Vampire Behavior

Epidemic Unaided By Naming It

It’s What It Looks Like

Friday Dance Class

Fearless Leader Agrees