Nixon Wept
Richard Nixon founded the Environmental Protection Agency, as crazy as that seems.
You’d need to be off the charts crazy corrupt to disgust Tricky Dick, but Scott Pruitt is already past his eyeballs in suits and investigations for payoffs, sweetheart deals, graft and malfeasance even as he reverses every environmental protection on the books.
His latest move was forcibly ejecting an AP reporter along with journalists for CNN and E&E from a public hearing. Even for a Trump appointee, he sets an unprecedented new bar for toxic.
Why Cows Don’t Need More Hormones
I could’ve done something original for Valentine’s Day but instead I stole this from somebody’s FaceBook page.
Probably Not What You Actually Want Illustrated
...too bad.
Too, too
Naughty-
Nasty
Bad.
Naughty,
Nasty,
Forbsey,
Spankme
Bad.
At Least Mussolini Made the Trains Run on Time
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| A stable genius time check |
In the 1930s fascists actually did something to get elected, e.g., Mussolini made the lousy Italian railways efficient. Reality was reality-based.
We’re too technologically advanced for that shit. Reality is virtual now. Just give us a flashy avatar and keep us entertained so we can project our rage and contempt onto someone else.
Trump is the leader we deserve; the one we need. Obviously the system is corrupt, so obviously the most brazenly corrupt sons of bitches should run things. In a sewer, the biggest chunks rise to the top.
Supply a Caption
...or a backstory, fable, relationship arc— make what you will of this pair and put it into words.
I’d do it for you, but that wouldn’t help. You need to work it out yourself; understand what you’re seeing and honestly say what it is.
It’s practically impossible to get it wrong, no matter what you come up with, as long as “cur,” “turd” and “Lindsey” feature in your description.
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