Groan Up Advice
Avoid taking advice about putting away childish things
from people who had obviously shitty childhoods.
from people who had obviously shitty childhoods.
That Word Game Thing Mensa Started
Take a word, switch a letter, make a new word. Or something like that.
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| Rutabago (n): Ethanol-fueled motor home. |
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| Umbecile (n): A pre-natal idiot. |
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| Flornication (n): What naughty birds and bees do. |
The Secret Life of Retail Ads
con•sum•er [kənˈsoōmər] noun
life form with eyes larger than its stomach, wallet and brain, yet unable to see its nose.
life form with eyes larger than its stomach, wallet and brain, yet unable to see its nose.
15th Century Gay Guys Set Heaven’s Dress Code.
If you're not okay with that good luck appealing to a higher authority.
Bears Shit in the Woods; Bulls Do It Anywhere
...and every once in awhile, there’s a market correction
involving orange jumpsuits.
involving orange jumpsuits.
Self Abuse is Your Own Business
...but apostrophe abuse won’t be tolerated.
They are not grammatical decoration. They aren’t arbitrary.
If you don’t know their from they’re, your from you’re or its from it’s,
return your keyboard to the box.
If you use apostrophes to make plurals, you will go to a tiny room in
hell where surly Russians will remove your fingernails and teeth with
garden implements. Be advised. It’s a serious matter.
They are not grammatical decoration. They aren’t arbitrary.
If you don’t know their from they’re, your from you’re or its from it’s,
return your keyboard to the box.
If you use apostrophes to make plurals, you will go to a tiny room in
hell where surly Russians will remove your fingernails and teeth with
garden implements. Be advised. It’s a serious matter.
Two Women I Like—One; Not So Much
Inspiring women, all. Complex, accomplished, determined.
All are a bit crazy but only one presumes it her privilege.
All are a bit crazy but only one presumes it her privilege.
The Lost Parenting Tips of Ayn Rand
“Objectivism” is a philosophy a two-year old can understand.It is in fact the essence of two-year old thought:
I want what I want.
Useless to argue, simple to understand.
Then there’s the tantrum—hard to ignore.
Screw 12 steps, Objectivism goes straight to bargaining and stops there. “You want it, I’ve got it, what’ve YOU got for ME?”
You have replaced noise with reason.
You have set your baby’s feet on the path to success and dominance.
This can be accomplished even before successful toilet training.
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