At Least Mussolini Made the Trains Run on Time

A stable genius time check

Reality in the 1930s and 40s was, fascist leaders actually had to do something useful for people in order to be elected to power.

This millennium appends “virtual” or “show” to reality. A leader need merely be a flashy avatar for legions of listlessly brainwashed gamers surrendering earnings, mobility, dignity and health to any entertainment that reliably diverts their self-contempt onto someone else.

They’ll ride that train right over a cliff, gorging on cheetos and wearing adult diapers, bragging how they bought the winning ticket.

Button Heads

Artist: Dario Castillejos, Mexico

Supply a Caption

...or a backstory, fable, relationship arc— make what you will of this pair and put it into words.

I’d do it for you, but that wouldn’t help. You need to work it out yourself; understand what you’re seeing and honestly say what it is.

It’s practically impossible to get it wrong, no matter what you come up with, as long as “cur,” “turd” and “Lindsey” feature in your description.


A Brief Electoral Lapse Into Sanity

Mitch McConnell breathed a sigh of relief through his prehensile gills last night when pedophile Senate candidate Roy Moore lost the Alabama special election.

“The Alabama voters’ rejection of primordial slime is a validation of nominal cold-blooded vertebrates like me. The pace and manner in which the Republican party ruthlessly screws inferior lifeforms is a delicate balance,” McConnell said.

“We cannot be seen to literally be fucking helpless innocents.”

Not a Christmassy Kind of Elf

Pre-indicted US Attorney General Sessions miffed by rejection.

“Depriving police of this income source is cruel and unusual punishment, as expressly forbidden by the constitution,” he said, stomping his little feet and turning a deep magnolia shade of pink.

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Bast Guess

I remember the schwa (ə).

It’s the “eh” sound.

“Whatever” is now a byword but nobody says “eh” anymore?

Somehow, tan colors of the rainbow strikes me as eh.

Another Artist Drew This

I’d credit the artist if I could find him/her.

A photo of the credited WH spokeswoman has been added for verisimilitude.

Ten Second Time Waste

Somebody claimed the answer is 15, but he’s not reliable.

Answer comes up in about ten seconds.