“The Alabama voters’ rejection of primordial slime is a validation of nominal cold-blooded vertebrates like me. The pace and manner in which the Republican party ruthlessly screws inferior lifeforms is a delicate balance,” McConnell said.
“We cannot be seen to literally be fucking helpless innocents.”
It’s nothing to worry about, it’s perfectly normal. Go about your day-to-day business, enjoy the bounties this life provides and give thanks for your blessings as a good citizen, parent, workingman.
Malcontents will always be among us and they will be dealt with. Your property and loved ones are our first concern.