Thus Maintaining WORSE EVER Status

Six years ago, the Senate passed a unanimous law.
You read that right— the most contentious, incompetent Congress in modern history actually unanimously passed The Commercial Advertisement Loudness Mitigation Act (H.R. 1084/S. 2847).

Of course nothing changed, as any late-night cable viewer knows, having been jolted awake by some ad blasting louder than D-Day at Normandy.

That’s because they made it unenforceable.

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