Self Abuse is Your Own Business

...but apostrophe abuse won’t be tolerated.
They are not grammatical decoration. They aren’t arbitrary.
If you don’t know their from they’re, your from you’re or its from it’s,
return your keyboard to the box.
If you use apostrophes to make plurals, you will go to a tiny room in
hell where surly Russians will remove your fingernails and teeth with
garden implements. Be advised. It’s a serious matter.

Party Animal Cruelty

It’s inevitable, it’s sad.

Two Women I Like—One; Not So Much

Inspiring women, all. Complex, accomplished, determined.
All are a bit crazy but only one presumes it her privilege.

Being Realistic

Usually a euphemism for giving up.

Puntoon Tuesday

Easy as shooting fish in a barrel; just as reprehensible.